Top 10 Clues that Shamanism Isn't the Right Path For You

I stoled this off PaganForum.com

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

10. Your drum and chant ends with "Hey! Macarena!"

9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and it pees on your leg (It's not my fault Coyote is my spirit guide...

8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials

7. You're making a medicine wheel when someone comes up and starts yelling, "Hey, give me back my hubcap!"

6. Bored with the sweat lodge, you ask the guy beside you to pull your finger

5. Your apartment manager has to come up & ask you to put out the sacred fire.

4. Your sacred wolf-skin cape starts humping your leg.

3. Your spirit guide, who did ten years in the state penitentiary, wants to know where the action is.

2. You believe you're taking a mind-altering Substance, then your wife asks where her birth control pills are.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD SHAMAN

1. You thought Soul Retrieval was a James Brown song.