You preposterously turpitudenous basket case!

One of my favorite tidbits from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the books, not the movie - I don't remember if Wowbagger popped up in the movie or not) is Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. Whenever anyone starts talking about immortality, I always think of ol' Wowbagger, rendered immortal in some freak accident. He was so disgusted w/immortality that he began traveling the Universe in a time machine insulting every living being in alphabetical order.

Doing a search on 'Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged' brought me to a random insult generator. I loves it.

The Final Grandson of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged