Free Advice is Worth What You Pay For It

I asked the Lawyers if I should learn to play the violin & they told me 'do not puncture or incinerate'.

So then I asked them if I should pick up the guitar again:

Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Should I pick up the guitar again?" dated 9/28/2008 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "may be too intense for some viewers". Our invoice for 3 hours of legal work at $125 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team

This one kind of made me make an 'umfgha' sort of noise:

Dear sir or madam,
In response to your query "Computers or music?" dated 9/28/2008 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "not in this jurisdiction". Our invoice for 2 hours of legal work at $150 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team