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Apr. 17th, 2009
I'm not drunk yet, but what the Hel...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ohhh, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Evening. I like it to be dark outside. Morning sex is ok, but I can't fuck someone if I haven't brushed my teeth.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right smack-dab in the middle. Or at least, that's where I slept before we got the dog. Now I am shoved over to the margin of the left side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes, yes I do.
5. How often? Lately?
Not much since we got the dog. I've found something out. Pedi-Paws is not all it's cracked up to be. It sounds (and vibrates) like a powerful vibrator. I've been on manual since the dog started sleeping w/me because if I turn on a vibrator she freaks out & starts biting me through the comforter.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yup. And I'll do it for free, too. In most cases, people have to pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Bath first, then a shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup, both.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Erotic literature does it more for me than the visual arts. Adult films are usually just so bad. Bad lighting, bad camera angles, bad acting, no plot, no drama. I get more stimulated by good movies that happen to have sex (or sexy people) in them. I got off more to Bram Stoker's Dracula with Gary Oldman in the funny wig than I have to any porn on the planet.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup. Of course, I love all of you in that Universal good-karma sort of way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only know personally one person on my flist, lol.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Give me the money, honey.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, pain play and... something else.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, and my retribution is not kind.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a riverboat on the Mississippi
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A huge drainage pipe in the L.A. river basin (ya know, where they filmed the giant ants in T.H.E.M. & the semi truck chase in Terminator 2 - yeah, one of those huge ass drains).
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. Of course, the real titillation is in the 'by who' part, heh.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup. Lots.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, but I can't say the same for the guys & gals I went home with.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Been kicked out of a casino for sexual reasons... does that count?
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yup.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yup. Bisexuality is a beautiful thing.
24. What's your sexuality?
My sexuality is like a song, full of throbbing drums and smoky blues, like rain on a tin roof, like fog across the mountains, like a blood-stained thorn. My sexuality has teeth and claws, it howls in the desert and thunders in a subterranean river. My sexuality is the sting of peppers on the tongue, the fullness of wine about to go bad, the heavy drone of bees among the dying flowers of a graveyard. My sexuality is all the purples and reds of a bruise, the glowing embers of a dying fire, and the cold ashes of morning.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup - just not at my current job.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, and they're all gathering dust, forlorn and forgotten in a bottom drawer. Wanna hear a funny story about my collection? Let me tell ya, there is nothing worse than coming home the morning after your house was robbed to see your toy basket's contents spread across your bed & covered in fingerprinting dust.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
My toy collection now is meager compared to what it was before I had to throw most of it away because fingerprinting dust will not come out of silicone. I have a heavy double-headed acrylic dildo, a 'Jackrabbit' vibrator, some handcuffs (real ones, not the faux fur ones) and a riding crop.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I never call anyone I have sex with by name, not even my husband. Everyone I am fucking is 'God'.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Used to do it for a living ;)
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Nope. I can't type & whack Jerry Garcia on the nose at the same time.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It really depends. I used to give my friends oral pleasure just to help them blow some steam off if they were having a bad day - it was more like a massage or therapy. I have given oral pleasure to people in ways that were intimate and care-full and filled with deep healing energy - those I believe were love-making. Cheap, dirty, kneeling in torn stockings with a broken heel, smeared make-up, drunk in an alley - that's intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Probably doggy-style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Honestly, I love to give oral pleasure. I can get off on it without being touched myself. My mouth is incredibly sensitive.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh, a few people.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Ohhh, yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Evening. I like it to be dark outside. Morning sex is ok, but I can't fuck someone if I haven't brushed my teeth.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right smack-dab in the middle. Or at least, that's where I slept before we got the dog. Now I am shoved over to the margin of the left side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes, yes I do.
5. How often? Lately?
Not much since we got the dog. I've found something out. Pedi-Paws is not all it's cracked up to be. It sounds (and vibrates) like a powerful vibrator. I've been on manual since the dog started sleeping w/me because if I turn on a vibrator she freaks out & starts biting me through the comforter.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yup. And I'll do it for free, too. In most cases, people have to pay me to keep my clothes on.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Bath first, then a shower
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yup, both.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Erotic literature does it more for me than the visual arts. Adult films are usually just so bad. Bad lighting, bad camera angles, bad acting, no plot, no drama. I get more stimulated by good movies that happen to have sex (or sexy people) in them. I got off more to Bram Stoker's Dracula with Gary Oldman in the funny wig than I have to any porn on the planet.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yup. Of course, I love all of you in that Universal good-karma sort of way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I only know personally one person on my flist, lol.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Give me the money, honey.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, pain play and... something else.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, and my retribution is not kind.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a riverboat on the Mississippi
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A huge drainage pipe in the L.A. river basin (ya know, where they filmed the giant ants in T.H.E.M. & the semi truck chase in Terminator 2 - yeah, one of those huge ass drains).
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. Of course, the real titillation is in the 'by who' part, heh.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup. Lots.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No, but I can't say the same for the guys & gals I went home with.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Been kicked out of a casino for sexual reasons... does that count?
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yup.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yup. Bisexuality is a beautiful thing.
24. What's your sexuality?
My sexuality is like a song, full of throbbing drums and smoky blues, like rain on a tin roof, like fog across the mountains, like a blood-stained thorn. My sexuality has teeth and claws, it howls in the desert and thunders in a subterranean river. My sexuality is the sting of peppers on the tongue, the fullness of wine about to go bad, the heavy drone of bees among the dying flowers of a graveyard. My sexuality is all the purples and reds of a bruise, the glowing embers of a dying fire, and the cold ashes of morning.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yup - just not at my current job.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, and they're all gathering dust, forlorn and forgotten in a bottom drawer. Wanna hear a funny story about my collection? Let me tell ya, there is nothing worse than coming home the morning after your house was robbed to see your toy basket's contents spread across your bed & covered in fingerprinting dust.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
My toy collection now is meager compared to what it was before I had to throw most of it away because fingerprinting dust will not come out of silicone. I have a heavy double-headed acrylic dildo, a 'Jackrabbit' vibrator, some handcuffs (real ones, not the faux fur ones) and a riding crop.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I never call anyone I have sex with by name, not even my husband. Everyone I am fucking is 'God'.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Used to do it for a living ;)
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Nope. I can't type & whack Jerry Garcia on the nose at the same time.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
It really depends. I used to give my friends oral pleasure just to help them blow some steam off if they were having a bad day - it was more like a massage or therapy. I have given oral pleasure to people in ways that were intimate and care-full and filled with deep healing energy - those I believe were love-making. Cheap, dirty, kneeling in torn stockings with a broken heel, smeared make-up, drunk in an alley - that's intercourse.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Probably doggy-style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Honestly, I love to give oral pleasure. I can get off on it without being touched myself. My mouth is incredibly sensitive.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yup
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Oh, a few people.
I'm In For It
Apr. 17th, 2009 08:34 pm
Apparently I'm goin gto have another stroke.
Yano, I've only had 2 shots of tequila. I do not feel drunk. However, I cannot type. When I went to the Onion & tried to look up horoscope, I typed in 'horoshoop'. Then I looked at my fgingers like, "I did not hit those buttons."
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 People and places from your past will come rushing back this week, thanks to a sudden hemorrhage of the temporal lobe.
Yano, I've only had 2 shots of tequila. I do not feel drunk. However, I cannot type. When I went to the Onion & tried to look up horoscope, I typed in 'horoshoop'. Then I looked at my fgingers like, "I did not hit those buttons."
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 People and places from your past will come rushing back this week, thanks to a sudden hemorrhage of the temporal lobe.