Writer's Block: Stuck with stardom

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I, uh, just wanted to get stuck in an elevator with Bill Clinton back when he was the President. I kept thinking to myself, "I'm way hotter than Monica Lewinsky!" And I damned well would have kept my mouth shut - at least, when it was appropriate to do so ;) Kept kicking myself for not getting interested enough in politics to become an intern. So much that Monica did wrong that I could have done so very, very right.

Now, though, he just looks so old and sad and tired. It's too 'real' now. /sigh, oh well.