My Life According to Farscape

How to do this meme: Using only EPISODE names from ONE TV SHOW, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat an episode title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (show)".

Describe yourself: Mental as Anything

How do you feel: Losing Time

Describe where you currently live: Home on the Remains

If you could go anywhere where would you go: Back and Back and Back to the Future

Your favorite form of transportation: Wait for the Wheel

Your best friend is: A Clockwork Nebari

What's the weather like: Lava's a Many Splendored Thing

Favorite time of day: Bad Timing

If your life was a TV show, it would be called: That Ol' Black Magic

What is life to you: The Ugly Truth

Your fear: Fetal Attraction

What is the best advice you have to give: Beware of Dog

Thought for the Day: Thank God It's Friday... Again

How I would like to die: Eat Me

My soul's present condition: Meltdown

My motto: We're So Screwed