![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
The Peak Hours
Feb. 26th, 2010 12:00 am
I don't know if it's my age or the new birth control pill, but I seem to have developed a taste for slightly retro greaser-looking men.
One of the Xerox techs wears jeans, biker boots, bowling shirts and a bomber jacket. He's a complete ass, too, but I think about breaking the model of machine he works on just so he'll have to come out to fix it.
I was dreaming about the lead singer from Theory of a Deadman during my nap. He was someone else's boyfriend but I wanted him and wasn't too discrete about letting it be known. He has that same kind of retro style. I can't even think of what era it's from, late 50s, maybe? He was helping me clean out a fridge. I was finding spaghetti sauce in the weirdest of containers.
I'm still not fully here, but I'm going back to bed, so it doesn't really matter.
Edited for the lulz...
I hate being horny when there's nothing I can do about it. All I can think about is watching a man in a snug t-shirt standing at a kitchen sink washing spaghetti sauce out of a Vidalia Onion Wizard. Men's backs turn me on, even when it's just in a dream.
ADIDAS
Been writing porn in my head all day. Came home & had sex with Rob. I don't think he'd look good in a bowling shirt. He's taken to wearing bandannas to hold his hair out of his eyes & he looks like a scrawny biker. I would have much rather had sex with a bowling shirt guy than a scrawny biker, but eh, it scratched the itch.
One of the Xerox techs wears jeans, biker boots, bowling shirts and a bomber jacket. He's a complete ass, too, but I think about breaking the model of machine he works on just so he'll have to come out to fix it.
I was dreaming about the lead singer from Theory of a Deadman during my nap. He was someone else's boyfriend but I wanted him and wasn't too discrete about letting it be known. He has that same kind of retro style. I can't even think of what era it's from, late 50s, maybe? He was helping me clean out a fridge. I was finding spaghetti sauce in the weirdest of containers.
I'm still not fully here, but I'm going back to bed, so it doesn't really matter.
Edited for the lulz...
I hate being horny when there's nothing I can do about it. All I can think about is watching a man in a snug t-shirt standing at a kitchen sink washing spaghetti sauce out of a Vidalia Onion Wizard. Men's backs turn me on, even when it's just in a dream.
ADIDAS
Been writing porn in my head all day. Came home & had sex with Rob. I don't think he'd look good in a bowling shirt. He's taken to wearing bandannas to hold his hair out of his eyes & he looks like a scrawny biker. I would have much rather had sex with a bowling shirt guy than a scrawny biker, but eh, it scratched the itch.
