Oh Yeah, This is Why I Don't Write

So to my writer friends out there...

When you are faced with the blank screen or blank paper, how do you start the writing process?

Rip It to Shreds

I wrote this while at work. Please, critique it harshly, tear it to pieces and stomp on it. And feel free to let me know if you like any of it. My brain went weird places - it's not porn.

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