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Writer's Block: Object of my affection
May. 2nd, 2010 09:57 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
There are paraphilias and fetishes and obsessions, and I am generally accepting of all the various flavors of love, but c'mon. If the eventual divorce were upheld in a court of law, what kind of settlement would there be? What kind of goods and or services is the woman entitled to via her marriage to a landmark? If she stays married to the tower for X amount of years, will she get capital gains or alimony from the tourist revenue? Will her insurance rates go up because she's covering a national treasure of some sort? If she decides she wants kids & screws around to get them, can the tower annul the marriage? Exactly how did it say "I do" in the first place? Where will they go on their honeymoon? What will the tower do if she gets a job somewhere else & wants to try a long-distance marriage? This couple was in dire need of some pre-marital counseling.
Jesus fucking Christ on a hopped-up hemi-driven chariot... This is just stupid. If you want to be unconventional, marry your dog or goat or at least something portable.
There are paraphilias and fetishes and obsessions, and I am generally accepting of all the various flavors of love, but c'mon. If the eventual divorce were upheld in a court of law, what kind of settlement would there be? What kind of goods and or services is the woman entitled to via her marriage to a landmark? If she stays married to the tower for X amount of years, will she get capital gains or alimony from the tourist revenue? Will her insurance rates go up because she's covering a national treasure of some sort? If she decides she wants kids & screws around to get them, can the tower annul the marriage? Exactly how did it say "I do" in the first place? Where will they go on their honeymoon? What will the tower do if she gets a job somewhere else & wants to try a long-distance marriage? This couple was in dire need of some pre-marital counseling.
Jesus fucking Christ on a hopped-up hemi-driven chariot... This is just stupid. If you want to be unconventional, marry your dog or goat or at least something portable.
