Writer's Block: Instant wish

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Wishes terrify me. If I wished I was 100 pounds lighter, I'd end up losing my arms & legs. If I tried to be specific, like, remove a total of 100 pounds of fat from my belly, thighs and the undersides of my upper arms, I'd somehow be left with horrific gaping wounds - maybe necrotizing fasciitis? If I wished for a million dollars, it would be because I won a lawsuit for something really fucked up happening - maybe suing the hospital where I got necrotizing fasciitis?

Nothing good can ever come from deals with demons, devils, djinn or wish faeries.