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Writer's Block: If I were president ...
Aug. 27th, 2010 07:33 am
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As an American president, you can't really do anything constructive in 24 hours. Everything takes an act of Congress to go into effect.
I think I'd just run around the White House nekkid. Rub my butt on all the furniture, use all the bathrooms. Touch stuff. Maybe film an amateur porno. Same stuff I do in my own home, but on a slightly larger and more public scale.
As an American president, you can't really do anything constructive in 24 hours. Everything takes an act of Congress to go into effect.
I think I'd just run around the White House nekkid. Rub my butt on all the furniture, use all the bathrooms. Touch stuff. Maybe film an amateur porno. Same stuff I do in my own home, but on a slightly larger and more public scale.
