Fails

Things I Always Wanted to Do But Never Did, and Now It's Probably Too Late:

• Become a paleontologist


• Become an ethnobotanist. Or just a botanist.


• Become a mortician.


• Become a stripper


• Become a Nye County prostitute

Things I Wanted to Do But Which I Suck Miserably At:

• Singing


• Composing music


• Songwriting in general


• Writing of any and all sorts - fiction, non-fiction, technical, porn, poetry, screenplays, play-plays...


• Art


• Crafts


• Photography


• Math


• Programming


• Playing video games


• Dancing


• Being beautiful, witty, charming & attractive


• Web design


• Making money


• Entertaining others, like hostessing parties, event planning, that kind of thing


• Community building


• Interior decorating

Things I Quit:

• Playing any and all forms of musical instruments.


• Writing


• Arts & crafts


• Photography beyond the dog & my embroidery


• Trying to program or build web sites


• Learning about dinosaurs


• Playing most video games, including WoW


• Drinking


• Experimenting with hallucinogens


• Socializing in real life other than work


• Trying to be a part of any community


• Cleaning my house beyond the necessary things like dishes & laundry


• Getting dressed - I sit around the house in a night gown


• Wearing make-up or perfume


• Having sex with anything that moved & almost anything that didn't


• BD/SM


• Cooking & baking for fun


• Watching t.v.


• Socializing with my family


• Having any interest in the yard


• Trying to have a garden


• Expanding my herbal knowledge


• Practicing any form of magic


• Working on my spirituality


• Going to concerts


• Going to Ren Faires


• Trying to be more involved in the SCA


• Talking to dead people


• Learning to hula hoop


• Coloring


• Collecting coloring books & utensils


• Collecting Tarot decks


• Collecting coyotes


• Going to raves


• Going much of anywhere beyond the grocery store, post office, doctors & work


• Aimless rambling walks


• Going to museums
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• Feeding the birds


• Traveling


• Going to bad poetry readings


• Writing letters & postcards to penpals

Things I Quit Because I Just Don't (or Didn't) Have the Money:

• Getting tattoos


• Become a mortician

Things I Wanted to Do But Never Seemed to Get Around to Doing:

• Mastering Linux


• Taking a belly dancing class


• Taking that drumming course, which is now probably cancelled due to budgeting constraints


• Going to a Buddhist temple


• Going to a spiritualist church


• Going to yoga classes


• Getting into a drumming circle

Oh, Yeah, I Failed at This:

• Having a small retail consignment shop of my own


• Being a professional Tarot reader


• Being an IT Help Desk Technician


• Ever getting promoted to a supervisory position, or an assistant supervisory position


• Working for 911 dispatch


• Making money


• Keeping the guys I really wanted

Things I Am Damned Good at But Which Do Me No Good Whatsoever:

• Giving head