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We had a second brown recluse pop up this morning - it was sitting on the ceiling in the hallway. Our chosen means of disposal involves a piece of tape stuck to the end of an extension pole. I don't know why these spiders are called recluses since the three we've spotted have been out in the open. Of course, the hallway was dark & it was in a corner.

Rob, in all his infinite wisdom, decided to flush the piece of tape w/the dead spider on it down the toilet. He then came into my room where I was ironing & proceeded to brag about the wonders of modern plumbing. I said, "Yeah, it's all fine & dandy until that piece of strapping tape sticks to the side of the pipe & causes your toilet to overflow".

About 5 minutes later, I hear his toilet flush & he said, "Bloody hell". Yep, the piece of tape is lodged somewhere in the pipe and is not letting his toilet flush. He gets to spend the day w/his parents as a result. When he called his mom to ask for money (it's his money - she bought the truck for Tania & Alex), she of course, went off on him.

Am I a bad person for thinking the whole thing is fucking hilarious?
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