You Break It, You Buy It

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We were just in Albertson's doing some brief grocery shopping, looking for birthday cards for the m.i.l., Miranda & a congratulatory card for Eric... from the next aisle over came the distinctive sound of breaking glass - it sounded like a fragile candle holder because it had that 'crunch' to it. It got really quiet in the section we were in, & this male voice says, "It wasn't me!"

Me & Rob laughed all the way home.