Yoinked from Moonvoice

[perzephone]

1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.

2. Do you own an iPod?
Nope.

3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most? Hmmm. Strangely enough, a new friend.

4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Dual alarm system – 4:30pm & 5:00pm, my bedroom standard time that is 10 minutes faster than most of the rest of the house.

5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
No.

6. Do you remember where you were on 9/11/01?
At work. I used to get all my news in front of MTV…

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Neither – I’m always so red in photos, and my photography skills suck.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Whole movie? Ermmm… oh, yeah, Men in Black was on television last week.

9. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Oddly enough, not since my last high school gym teacher.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Oh yeah.

12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
Nothing. I think maybe Ladysmith Black Mambazo might be in my bedroom cd player.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I do not like to consume bovine lactose at any flavor.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Thank the Gods, no!

15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Sheung-Yee forced some of their green tea frappucino on me Wednesday night. Ugh.

16. Can you whistle?
Nope.

17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Shoulders & back. I like a man with a nice V-shape.

18. What are you looking forward to?
Maybe getting Algebra 096 over with so I can get Algebra 101 over with.

19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes. Nothing’s changed much except the cartoons I watch now are sadly lacking in violence and blood splatter. Maybe that’s why I like FMA so much.

20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Not anymore. Maybe I should remedy that.

21. What will you be doing in one hour?
If I’m not still up playing WoW, then sleeping

22. Is anyone in love with you?
Unfortunately.

23. What was the last song you heard?
Something incomprehensible & poppy on the 80’s station

24. Last time you cried?
Watching the last coupla episodes of FMA last night.

25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Desktop.

26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Yes.

27. What’s the weather like?
Windy from what I can hear. I’ve been inside all day, & I’m getting the feeling I’ve answered some of these recently – but at least these are numbered correctly.

28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Well, I’m married to one. He’s not completely covered – yet.

29. What did you do before this?
What did I do before what?



30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
Not while I’ve been in this house – the scorpions would have carried me off. I don’t remember if we had beds when we first moved into our apt. in Louisiana… So it’s been at least 5 years, probably more.

31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
Apparently I don’t need sleep to function – but I need it at least once every three days to function well.

32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Nope.

33. Are your days fast-paced?
No.

34. What did you do last night?
Played WoW, cleaned my kitchen, watched & critiqued an old film for History, responded to a coupla people’s essays, & did some math.

35. Do you use sarcasm?
< sarcastic font >Hah, no! < /sarcastic font >

36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
33

37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
There is a time & place for me to put on my grammar Nazi cap.

38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes 

39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
Neither.

40. Do you like mustard?
Only spicy brown mustards.

41. Do you sleep on your side?
Sometimes.

42. Do you watch the news?
Sometimes

43. How did you get one of your scars?
A chow ripped my arm open.

44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Rob

45. Do you like anybody?
Yes

46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Half & half

47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
What? This question makes no sense to me. I don’t draw hearts.

48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Yes.

49. What color is your razor?
Pink

50. What is your blood-type?
I have no idea. Red?

51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Tilly and Enrique Iglesias. And maybe that guy I’m stalking at work, as long as he had a ballgag in – I know he’s got an accent, and that might be annoying, especially if Jennifer Tilly is talking dirty to me.

52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
Hmmm. Does it count if I start them? Does it count if they’re true? Something about me, a former supervisor and two Great Danes?

53. How do you feel about carrots?
Orange

54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
5

55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Scaryspice. Not the annoying pop singer w/the big hair, but my level 35 Troll Shaman

56. Do you know what time it is?
It’s always time for tea.

57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Thank the Gods again, no!


58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Use the call button & hope an engineer gets off his ass to answer it, and then stand or sit around til Otis came to my rescue & hope they believe my excuse for being 2 hours late coming back from lunch when I tell the supervisor I was stuck in the elevator because Dean or Earl or whoever he was wouldn’t call the front desk to tell them I was stuck in said elevator. Not that I’ve ever been stuck in a freight elevator at the Excalibur before or anything

59. What’s your favorite kind of gum?
Fruit Stripe. No, wait, the Clove gum by the same people that make Beeman’s

60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
Nothing is fair.

61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No. Except maybe that guy I’m stalking.

62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
No. Not meaning I don’t know how to use some words correctly, but whenever I use a word I know that I know what the word means. Otherwise I would sound like a complete fucking idiot every time I opened my mouth. If I don’t know what a word means, I look it up or ask, “Hey, what does that mean?”

63. Do you like to sleep?
Like is not a strong enough word. I cherish sleep, I love to sleep…

64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
I know Arizona doesn’t, and I think one of the ‘I’ states in the mid-west, like Indiana or Iowa.

65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Unfortunately. At least I don’t know it by heart.

66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
No.

67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
Talent in something.

68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Not right now – I finally got around to shaving t’other one.

69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean



70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Only until they invent a darker tone.

71. Describe your hair:
Shoulder-length, dyed ‘natural blue black’ with mostly salt & pepper roots

72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Only certain insects. Like mosquito-hawks. Weird, creepy aliens.

73. Are you an adult?
Only by age!

74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Minneapolis, MN; San Francisco, CA & Las Vegas, NV.

75. Do you have a tan?
Yes, a graveyard tan.

76. Are you a television addict?
Nope

77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Well, I didn’t groove on it much when she was alive – after death, nothing much has changed there.

78. Are you a sugar freak?
No, I’m a stone fox! Hah, weren’t expecting that, were you?

79. Do you like orange juice?
Does it come with tequila in it?

80. What sign are you?
Closed for Repairs

Comments

[moonvoice.livejournal.com]

Sheung-Yee forced some of their green tea frappucino on me Wednesday night.

This just sounds wrong. :)

Can't Live With Her, Can't Beat Her Senseless

[perzephone.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong - Sheung-Yee is a fantastically energetic woman, totally hip & I think she might be a good influence on me. But I didn't realize that Chinese women could be like Jewish mother-in-laws when it comes to forcing people to try new food...