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Current Mood: uncomfortable
Current Location: my arse
Current Music: Star Trek: TNG in the background

So I finally got the gist of the new Pathfinder movie. Vikings land in North America & raid the Native tribes in the area unmercifully for slaves, leaving a young boy behind when they leave. The boy is adopted by one of the local tribes & he has to rally the natives to battle when the Vikings return.

OMFG. My brain hurts. It's not fair for the American cinema to torture me so needlessly.