Argh, men in my life...

Josh has a cold, why do I want to go over to his apartment today & make him chicken soup?
Rob's trying to wrangle out some deal w/his folks to buy his delivery truck. Great, another big expensive toy that he'll never use & will sit in the driveway...
Thinking about getting a 2nd job. Why? Why do I want to torture myself some more?
I get all these funky little urges & just have to wonder why. Last night, my fortune cookie told me, "Yes, do it with confidence." Do what? And why with confidence? I wasn't even thinking of doing anything in particular at the moment I cracked open the fortune cookie. I have this sneaky suspicion that the fortunes on fortune cookies don't generate 'til you pick them up. So of course, mine are always completely fucked up. I got one that said, "You will have great success in the field of wacky inventions". I think someone else touched that fortune cookie in the Panda Express basket & I got someone else's fortune. The same probably happened w/the one last night. "Yes, do it with confidence."
"Fortune cookie, I got yer confidence right heeere!"