Doodle doodle dee

Wubba wubba wubba... Going to Midnight Mass w/Kelly on Christmas Eve. We're probably gonna check out the church on the Strip itself (only in Vegas). It's a gorgeous church, that much I know. I made Kelly amazingly happy when I agreed to go w/her - we were talking about it earlier this year some time, & she approached me last night, w/much hemming & hawing, "I know you'll probably say no, but, we were talking about it last year, and I was wondering if you would still be interested, but if you aren't I won't be upset if you say no.." I was like, "Spit it out already!!!" So she finally got it out & was ready to walk away & I chimed up, "Yeah, Kel, I think I'd really enjoy it." She turned around & hugged me. It's been something like, 15 years since I've stepped inside the confines of a church - the last one was an Eastern Greek Orthodox Catholic Church in Memphis, TN - they used to barbecue whole goats after mass, heads n' all. My kinda people! One of the saints depicted in the church was a replica of the Many-Breasted Athena statue. Used to crack me up to no end. Even then I knew She was no Catholic! Kind of like good ol' Saint Expedite, patron Saint of New Orleans' biggest, most famous cathedral that I can never remember the name of. Some unidentified saint arrived in a crate from France, w/the word "Expedite" stamped on the side. Basically meant Express Shipping in French. Gotta love it.
Had a terrifically bad night at work last night. Oh well. When I have a bad night, everyone suffers. Misery loves company.