I love to talk about myself... really.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Janelle
Birthday:	New Year's Eve
Birthplace:	Fontana, CA
Current Location:	My living room.
Eye Color:	Hazel
Hair Color:	Black
Height:	5' 3 1/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Mostly right
Your Heritage:	.16c & a car in impound in Washington
The Shoes You Wore Today:	My broken black smelly sandals
Your Weakness:	Sunflower seeds
Your Fears:	The closet monster
Your Perfect Pizza:	Cheese & bread
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Not get 'downsized'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	'I'm just peachy'
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Thoughts?
Your Best Physical Feature:	My breasts
Your Bedtime:	9am
Your Most Missed Memory:	If I knew which memory I missed, I wouldn't be missing it, now would I?
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Neither... Samurai Sams
Single or Group Dates:	Single dates, group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Brewed sun tea, ONLY!
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee, hot, strong & black
Do you Smoke:	Sometimes
Do you Swear:	Depends on how much I'm getting poked at the time
Do you Sing:	Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily:	Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love:	Nope
Do you want to go to College:	Not anymore
Do you want to get Married:	I didn't want to get married when I did, but there are insurance benefits to think about
Do you belive in yourself:	Nope, I'm a figment of my husband's imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	Nope
Are you a Health Freak:	Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yup - they're dead, so now I can ignore them completely
Do you like Thunderstorms:	ohh yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Used to play several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yup
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	If the 'golden' 'Oops Oreos' count...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Oh Hel no!
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope... dumped on, but not dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Does bathing count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Nope
Ever been Drunk:	Uh, yeah
Ever been called a Tease:	That's one distinction I could never earn
Ever been Beaten up:	Yup. You shoulda seen the other guy.
Ever Shoplifted:	Heh.
How do you want to Die:	By my own hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Angelina Jolie
What country would you most like to Visit:	One that speaks English & has indoor plumbing & safe water
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Green
Favourite Hair Color:	Deep red
Short or Long Hair:	Medium
Height:	Taller than me
Weight:	Doesn't matter, really
Best Clothing Style:	Comfortable ones
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Ah, the rare jewels of chemistry I have sampled...
Number of CDs I own:	Too many
Number of Piercings:	Not enough
Number of Tattoos:	Not enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Nothing! I regret Nothing!
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Jody has asked me to help her put together a baby shower for Miranda. I haven't even seen Miranda in years... and I really think she's got the wrong person. I know it's just because I usually have a small amount of liquid finance laying around, but she's asking me to be involved w/the whole thing... Last night I told her 'Don't push me too far, or I will snap. I will bring plastic & paper utensils, and some chicken wings. I will buy a onesie or something of that nature. But that's as far as it goes. No clothespin games, no pin the diaper on the baby... chicken wings, get it?!" When I said I would snap, everyone at work turned around & looked at me, perhaps fearing that I would indeed snap right then & there... I had to put Jody on hold & reassure them that it wasn't work-related & I wasn't going to go postal at that very second. After having to watch me watch Shirla do audit the night before, I can't blame them.