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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Janelle
Birthday:New Year's Eve
Birthplace:Fontana, CA
Current Location:My living room.
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Black
Height:5' 3 1/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Mostly right
Your Heritage:.16c & a car in impound in Washington
The Shoes You Wore Today:My broken black smelly sandals
Your Weakness:Sunflower seeds
Your Fears:The closet monster
Your Perfect Pizza:Cheese & bread
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not get 'downsized'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:'I'm just peachy'
Thoughts First Waking Up:Thoughts?
Your Best Physical Feature:My breasts
Your Bedtime:9am
Your Most Missed Memory:If I knew which memory I missed, I wouldn't be missing it, now would I?
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither... Samurai Sams
Single or Group Dates:Single dates, group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Brewed sun tea, ONLY!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee, hot, strong & black
Do you Smoke:Sometimes
Do you Swear:Depends on how much I'm getting poked at the time
Do you Sing:Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily:Sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love:Nope
Do you want to go to College:Not anymore
Do you want to get Married:I didn't want to get married when I did, but there are insurance benefits to think about
Do you belive in yourself:Nope, I'm a figment of my husband's imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness:Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:Nope
Are you a Health Freak:Nope
Do you get along with your Parents:Yup - they're dead, so now I can ignore them completely
Do you like Thunderstorms:ohh yes
Do you play an Instrument:Used to play several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yup
In the past month have you Smoked:Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs:Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:If the 'golden' 'Oops Oreos' count...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:Oh Hel no!
In the past month have you been Dumped:Nope... dumped on, but not dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Does bathing count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Nope
Ever been Drunk:Uh, yeah
Ever been called a Tease:That's one distinction I could never earn
Ever been Beaten up:Yup. You shoulda seen the other guy.
Ever Shoplifted:Heh.
How do you want to Die:By my own hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Angelina Jolie
What country would you most like to Visit:One that speaks English & has indoor plumbing & safe water
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:Deep red
Short or Long Hair:Medium
Height:Taller than me
Weight:Doesn't matter, really
Best Clothing Style:Comfortable ones
Number of Drugs I have taken:Ah, the rare jewels of chemistry I have sampled...
Number of CDs I own:Too many
Number of Piercings:Not enough
Number of Tattoos:Not enough
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Nothing! I regret Nothing!

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Jody has asked me to help her put together a baby shower for Miranda. I haven't even seen Miranda in years... and I really think she's got the wrong person. I know it's just because I usually have a small amount of liquid finance laying around, but she's asking me to be involved w/the whole thing... Last night I told her 'Don't push me too far, or I will snap. I will bring plastic & paper utensils, and some chicken wings. I will buy a onesie or something of that nature. But that's as far as it goes. No clothespin games, no pin the diaper on the baby... chicken wings, get it?!" When I said I would snap, everyone at work turned around & looked at me, perhaps fearing that I would indeed snap right then & there... I had to put Jody on hold & reassure them that it wasn't work-related & I wasn't going to go postal at that very second. After having to watch me watch Shirla do audit the night before, I can't blame them.

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