Gettin' the Spirit

I don't know why this particular hellfire televangelist amuses me to no end... The Bishop T. J. Jakes cracks me up. He's a lot of fun to listen to when he really gets to preaching. He says stuff like, "Feed me so my enemies shut up!!! Feed me so the witch caint hex me!!!" Today it was "Kill all the chickens you want!!! Sprinkle all the blood you want!!! You better be eatin' them chickens cause the witch caint touch me!!!" He got going about how the root men in Africa came to his holla' to find out why he aint dead yet - cause they been puttin' a lot o' roots on him and he should be dead! Ah Gods, he freakin' kills me. It's really an uplifting kind of thing to come home to on Sunday mornings.