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I Wish I Were a Perzephone Weiner.

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Oh Dear Gods...

Janelle: The Other White Meat.

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No, eat me first!

Do You Eat The Janelle Last?

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Oh yeah, baby - now we're talking!

Give the Dog a Janelle.

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The Lady Behind the Voice

This woman's pretty clever. She's the voiceover announcer for the London subway system - she's got some spoof recordings on her site that should be in public use. Emma Clarke.com.

I'm so bored right now! But at least it's Friday.