Stolen from a FOAF

- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 7 more people. Or not. I'm not tagging anyone, just so y'all know :P

My band of choice is... (drumroll please) The Rolling Stones! (Hah, fooled ya, didn't I?)

1. Are you male or female?
Honky Tonk Women

2. Describe yourself.
Beast of Burden

3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Mixed Emotions

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
Under My Thumb

5. Describe your current relationship.
You Can’t Always Get What You Want

6. Where would you want to be now?
Going Home

7. How do you feel about love?
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction

8. What's your life like?
Paint It Black

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Get Off of My Cloud

10. Say something wise.
Laugh, I Almost Died

Agh!

Why must puppies be so clutzy?

My poor feet!

The Forces of Chaos Turn Against Me

I'm used to stuff getting broken and going missing in the house... It happens all the time. Stuff just disappears. Put it down, turn your back, it's gone, never to be seen again. Stuff gets broken - like stuff hanging on the wall out of reach. Things fall down and fall over with out anyone even walking heavy nearby. It's like we live in a tiny Bermuda Triangle all our own. A Bermuda Triangle with a tiny fault line running under it.

But tonight Chelsie brought me this green cord. I've never seen it before. I don't have a clue as to where it came from. It's a green silk or shiny nylon cord, much like the ubiquitous black silk cords of occult jewelry everywhere. She found it somewhere either in the den or in my room. Rob doesn't recognize it, either.

It's bad enough when stuff goes missing, but this is a first as far as random things mysteriously appearing. It's got me kind of weirded out.