Spring Comes Early

Killed the first scorpion of the season last night, a fairly big one. It's kind of amazing that the scorpions I kill this year are most likely the juveniles from the year we moved into the house.

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I don't know how much longer I can take this. I am going to end up doing something (or someone) really stupid. I just don't know anyone, stupid or otherwise, anymore and I'm not in a position to go out and find someone at the moment. Work, especially where I work now, is not the place for casual hook-ups or elevator blow-jobs. I found out that 9th Floor Guy has a kid. I literally ran into him in the hall today which could have been serendipitous but... it was just weird. He was talking to himself and I was looking down at the persnickety PDA in my hand and we collided. I was a mere comma in his self-involved conversation because he barely missed a beat in his muttering and didn't even say, "Excuse me" or anything. I at least had the courtesy to apologize, and I stopped to check for tingles, but nothing above and beyond the constant neediness my crotch is feeling lately.

People at work were very subdued today. It's the combination of March Madness and recovery from St. Patrick's night revelry, but it was unsettling. Someone randomly told me he was going to his office to nurse his hangover & watch basketball. If he'd been taller with darker hair, I might have asked him if he wanted any help, but alas, no such luck.

I ordered two vibrators last night. I hope they get here soon.