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He's a Keeper
Sep. 21st, 2011 10:53 pm
Me, to Rob: "In a weird way, I almost kind of hope they find a teratoma in there".
Rob: "What's a teratoma?"
Me: "It's when the body just decides, for whatever reason, to try growing some extra body parts... like hair or teeth or fingers. It's usually in a cyst".
Rob, slightly disgusted & weirded out: "If you want to win a prize, I can just get you a box of Cracker Jacks or something"
Me: "Yeah, but they don't put eyeballs in Cracker Jacks".
Rob: "You and your free fucking eyeballs..."
That's why I keep Rob around. He gets me.
Rob: "What's a teratoma?"
Me: "It's when the body just decides, for whatever reason, to try growing some extra body parts... like hair or teeth or fingers. It's usually in a cyst".
Rob, slightly disgusted & weirded out: "If you want to win a prize, I can just get you a box of Cracker Jacks or something"
Me: "Yeah, but they don't put eyeballs in Cracker Jacks".
Rob: "You and your free fucking eyeballs..."
That's why I keep Rob around. He gets me.
