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Current Mood: tired
Current Location: my arse
Current Music: whatever commercial is on the tv guide channel

I think I'm going to start drinking before I go to work each night. Then, when I get fired for being drunk on the job, I can go on disability because alcoholism is a disease. Then I can look for another job while I'm going through all the 'recovery' programs & work on my last year of school.

I'm wondering if alcoholism is qualified for FMLA?