Meme yoinked from GFE
Apr. 4th, 2008 12:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perzephone
1. If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
Oh, baby, I'm a peach. And you know it, too.
2. When you think about frogs, what do they smell like?
Rain in a cistern
3. What are you wearing right now...answer "nothing" even if you aren't.
Air
4. Where do babies come from?
Genetic material donated by their respective parental units.
5. List 1,239 of your favorite movie quotes and have people guess them! Wheeee!
Not in this lifetime.
6. If you were on a deserted island and you had to kill three people in order to go crazy, Lord of the Flies style, who would they be?
If it's a deserted island, where did the three people come from?
7. I'm thinking of a color, what is it?
Malachite green
8. If you were a 70s disco song what would it be?
She's a Brick House by the Commodores (and I will think of Elfy every time I hear Superstitious by Stevie.
9. If you were a European city which one would it be?
Kastelli, Crete
10. If you were a leprechaun what would be your leprechaun name?
Do leprechauns have names?
11. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Burnt Sienna
12. Are you an autumn, winter, spring or summer?
Autumn
13. Are you rocking the casbah right now?
Nope, rockin' the cubicle
14. How many words a minute can you type?
Last tested at 51wpm
15. What's your IQ?
Higher than the average moron, but not by much
16. What 26 people would you do...and remember, they can only be 80s tv stars!
Johnny Depp (much like everyone else) (and he's one of the few I'd still do - have you seen how old some of these people are? - ouch!)
1) Bill Bixby
2) Christina Applegate
3) Erik Estrada (Gods, I had such a crush on the Ponch...)
4) John Laroquette
5) John Stamos
6) Katey Segal
7) Kirstie Alley (I still love her!)
8) Lisa Bonet
9) Michael J. Fox
10)Pam Dawber
11) Peter De Luise
12) Ricardo Montalban
13) Richard Grieco
14) Scott Bakula (he's the only reason I watch Enterprise at all...)
15) Ari Meyers
16) Catherine Bach (The one true Daisy Duke)
17) Dana Delaney
18) Erika Eleniak
19) Greg Evigan (C'mon, it was BJ & the Bear
20) Holly Robinson
Ok, bored now.
17. Are you sick of these questions yet?
Well, yeah, but I'll probably finish the meme anyway.
18. How about now?
See #17
19. Now?
Once again, refer to #17
20. Come oooonnnn! Now?
C'mon over here & find out what bored feels like...
21. How many memes could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck memes?
Apparently, as many memes as can be found on teh internets
22. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Really? Eww!
Green tea
23. I had six toes on my right foot.
Thank you for sharing. I notice you said, "had". Did you get the extra one removed?
24. But I had one removed at birth...along with my tail.
I was too polite to read ahead, otherwise I wouldn't have answered #23 the way I did.
25. What's your favorite Swedish film?
Dunderklumpen (Hah, and you thought I didn't know any Swedish films!)
26. Are you eating toast right now? Because if you are I want some.
The toast is a lie.
27. I like toast.
See the answer to #26
28. Especially with strawberry jam.
Knowing the toast is a lie, I cannot endorse strawberry jam in good faith.
29. But not marmalade. Yuck!
Yes, marmalade is yuck.
30. Have you ever drank so much liquor that you had to pee like a racehorse then when you went into the ladies room to pee you actually threw up instead and then got some in your hair when you fell over next to the toilet because you got a sudden case of vertigo and as you were sitting slumped on the floor next to the toilet like a fuckin' drunken lush you truly felt as if your existential presence in the world was minimal at best and it sent you into a swirling downward spiral of self-pity and maudlin introspection at the end of which you realized you still had to pee like a racehorse but couldn't use the toilet because of all the vomit? Yeah, me neither.
You lie - you have been drinking with me!
31. What's your favorite number?
9. I'd normally answer 11 but that's two numbers standing next to each other.
32. Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, you're a LOSER! Nah, just kidding, you're sweet.
I believe people delude themselves into thinking they fall in love the first time they see someone, but considering that love is based on the production and interaction of several brain chemicals and hormones released over time spent with someone, I highly doubt it.
33. What color are your underwear?
White with pale purple and green horizontal stripes. I think it might make my ass look bigger.
34. You don't wear underwear? Filthy tart.
Normally I don't but I'm at work.
35. If you were a pixie, what would your pixie name be?
Stick.
36. Name the seven dwarfs! HA! Too slow!
Sleepy
Grumpy
Sneezy
Doc
Papa
Smurfette
Rudolph
37. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Exactly the same - the last question just wasn't exciting enough for me to need to change them.
38. Well put some on for christsake! You're going to get an infection.
That's an urban legend.
39. If you suddenly found a million dollars in your pocket what would you...hey! Did you rob a bank or something?
I want to know who's been in my pockets, for one. And for two, I would pay all my bills off & buy a bungalow in Carmel-by-the-Sea
40. Coke or Pepsi?...or vodka, straight up.
Coke
41. Are you sick of these questions NOW?
Some of them aren't questions.
42. How many fucking questions will you answer?
Apparently, all of them.
43. I'm just going to keep asking them, you know. I can go all night, baby.
Well, I can only go til someone notices my lunch ended 15 minutes ago.
44. Just try me.
Hey, I'm not jeopardizing my job for some meme.
45. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Hate Tootsie Pops. I know I've answered this before. Tootsie Pops are like someone tried to make chocolate & missed.
46. And don't you dare ask that fucking owl, he'll bogart that Pop!
The owl can have the damned Tootsie Pop.
47. As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits...kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
How many whats were going to St. Ives?
48. What's your favorite food?
Alaskan King Crab Legs
49. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Sorry, I don't have the clap.
50. Put your playlist on shuffle and...listen to it instead of answering these fucking questions!
My multi-tasking skills are godly.
51. What does your birthdate say about you?
That my parents had unprotected sex sometime around the end of March in 1973.
52. Yep. That's what I thought. Snap!
Good for you. Would you like a hero-biscuit?
53. What's your favorite movie?
Right now, Pan's Labyrinth
54. Why is that your favorite movie? Seriously.
Because Ophelia is a hero in the true sense of the word. She takes the journey offered with grace and wisdom.
55. If you were a flower would you smell good?
Only to hawk moths
56. I have two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them is not a nickel, what two coins do I have?
Knowing only American money, your word problem has no solution for me.
57. Have you ever prank called anyone?
Yup.
58. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Nope.
59. You better let him out!
Why?
60. What would you say is your best trait?
My efficiency.
61. What would you say is your worst trait?
I don't exactly lie, but I sure do tell some stories!
62. Um, I think you better switch #60 and #61 around otherwise you're just fooling yourself.
Oh, what, has an efficiency expert downsized your position recently?
63. What would you rather be, a geisha or a concubine?
Geisha - I'd kill for some kind of talent beyond being great in bed!
64. There's a train leaving Boston at 12:30 going 50 mph and one leaving Seattle at 3:00 going 65 mph, which one will get to Cuba first?
I dunno, is there a train station in Cuba City, WI?
65. Look at my icons and pick your 110 favorite ones and I'll tell you why I picked them.
I don't know who this meme originated from, therefore I think I'll pass on this one.
66. I picked #1-110 kuz I LIKE them. Dude, why would I upload an icon I DON'T like?!!?
Because you felt something in the icon represented a side of yourself that you hate.
67. Are you a good kisser?
I like to think I am.
68. That's not what I heard.
I know, you probably heard that I am the best kisser in the world!
69. Oh! Question 69! Haha! See, that's funny because there's a sexual position called '69' and no one ever gets tired of the "Oooh, 69, wink wink leer leer" joke.
*Snigger*
What's the big deal about 69, anyway? I prefer 77 myself.
70. I am now at #70.
Yes, yes you are.
71. Is anyone still reading this? I know I'm not.
Of course not, you're the one writing it.
72. What kind of dog are you?
A bad dog & my name is Karma.
73. If you say one of those yippy little bitch dogs that Paris Hilton could carry around in her purse I'll cut you from my flist.
Chihuahuas were originally bred to be eaten - maybe it's her lunch.
74. I mean it!
Am I even on your friends list?
75. I'm a pit bull, in case you're wondering.
I'm sorry, they'll be euthanizing you soon.
76. One that doesn't eat children and mailmen though...
Doesn't matter, you bear the stigma of the breed.
77. Just thought I should clear that up.
Maybe they'll just neuter you.
78. MotherFUCKER, am I ever going to get to 100???
Not if you keep getting distracted. Do you have ADHD?
79. Dylan McKay or Brandon Walsh?
Who?
80. Zack or Slater?
Who?
81. Captain or Tenille?
Captain!
82. My nose itches.
Scratch it
83. Who's your favorite Beatle?
Beatlejuice
84. RINGO! RINGO! RINGO!
Yeah, ok.
85. Speaking of the Beatles, who thinks Heather Mills should be beaten with her own fake leg?
Only if she carries large amounts of Paul's cash around with her.
86. Soup or salad?
Depends on what the soup of the day is. Since it's Friday, it should be clam chowder. If it's New England clam chowder, then soup. If it's Manhattan style, I'll have the salad.
87. I'm going to list 50 movies, bold the ones that rock, italicize the ones that kinda rock, underline the ones that suck like Mariah Carey and don't do anything to the ones I just made up.
Where are your 50 movies?
88. If I were to write a movie script it would be about the War of 1812 and I would request that Chuck Norris star in it because I'd call it Kung-Fu Ninja 1812!...with the exclamation point.
The scary thing is, it would probably be a box-office smash.
89. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Ok, so your meme only has 99 questions in it now that you've repeated yourself.
90. Ha! I already asked that! You better have answered the same as before or I'll cut you whore!
You misspelled 'whore'. It's ok, I fixed it for you.
91. Raindrops on roses or whiskers on kittens?
Since raindrops aren't essential to the existence of roses, I'd have to say whiskers on kittens.
92. If you were a superhero what would your superhero name be?
The Memo
93. What does your astrological sign say about you?
That I am a money-hungry, power-mongering, career-climbing old-fashioned conservative castrating bitch who wears power suits with big shoulderpads & insists on co-ed bathrooms so there can't be any secret meetings in the men's room.
94. Mine says I'm a goat apparently. Who knew?
Only people who know your birthday & can associate it with your astrological sign.
95. The end is so near I can taste it.
Ew. Maybe your partner should have washed up a little first?
96. It tastes like schnozberries.
That's what I meant about washing first.
97. And Veruca Salt.
Yup, they need a bath.
98. Veruca Salt is a good band.
Or a bad girl from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
99. Oh sweet sweet Jesus, I'm at 99!!!!
Why bother Jesus with your meme?
100. I think I pulled something. Seriously. But w00t! I made it! This is what it must feel like to climb Everest. I swear. The air started to get thin around question #56.
Too bad - I was bored by #17.
Oh, baby, I'm a peach. And you know it, too.
2. When you think about frogs, what do they smell like?
Rain in a cistern
3. What are you wearing right now...answer "nothing" even if you aren't.
Air
4. Where do babies come from?
Genetic material donated by their respective parental units.
5. List 1,239 of your favorite movie quotes and have people guess them! Wheeee!
Not in this lifetime.
6. If you were on a deserted island and you had to kill three people in order to go crazy, Lord of the Flies style, who would they be?
If it's a deserted island, where did the three people come from?
7. I'm thinking of a color, what is it?
Malachite green
8. If you were a 70s disco song what would it be?
She's a Brick House by the Commodores (and I will think of Elfy every time I hear Superstitious by Stevie.
9. If you were a European city which one would it be?
Kastelli, Crete
10. If you were a leprechaun what would be your leprechaun name?
Do leprechauns have names?
11. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Burnt Sienna
12. Are you an autumn, winter, spring or summer?
Autumn
13. Are you rocking the casbah right now?
Nope, rockin' the cubicle
14. How many words a minute can you type?
Last tested at 51wpm
15. What's your IQ?
Higher than the average moron, but not by much
16. What 26 people would you do...and remember, they can only be 80s tv stars!
Johnny Depp (much like everyone else) (and he's one of the few I'd still do - have you seen how old some of these people are? - ouch!)
1) Bill Bixby
2) Christina Applegate
3) Erik Estrada (Gods, I had such a crush on the Ponch...)
4) John Laroquette
5) John Stamos
6) Katey Segal
7) Kirstie Alley (I still love her!)
8) Lisa Bonet
9) Michael J. Fox
10)Pam Dawber
11) Peter De Luise
12) Ricardo Montalban
13) Richard Grieco
14) Scott Bakula (he's the only reason I watch Enterprise at all...)
15) Ari Meyers
16) Catherine Bach (The one true Daisy Duke)
17) Dana Delaney
18) Erika Eleniak
19) Greg Evigan (C'mon, it was BJ & the Bear
20) Holly Robinson
Ok, bored now.
17. Are you sick of these questions yet?
Well, yeah, but I'll probably finish the meme anyway.
18. How about now?
See #17
19. Now?
Once again, refer to #17
20. Come oooonnnn! Now?
C'mon over here & find out what bored feels like...
21. How many memes could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck memes?
Apparently, as many memes as can be found on teh internets
22. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Really? Eww!
Green tea
23. I had six toes on my right foot.
Thank you for sharing. I notice you said, "had". Did you get the extra one removed?
24. But I had one removed at birth...along with my tail.
I was too polite to read ahead, otherwise I wouldn't have answered #23 the way I did.
25. What's your favorite Swedish film?
Dunderklumpen (Hah, and you thought I didn't know any Swedish films!)
26. Are you eating toast right now? Because if you are I want some.
The toast is a lie.
27. I like toast.
See the answer to #26
28. Especially with strawberry jam.
Knowing the toast is a lie, I cannot endorse strawberry jam in good faith.
29. But not marmalade. Yuck!
Yes, marmalade is yuck.
30. Have you ever drank so much liquor that you had to pee like a racehorse then when you went into the ladies room to pee you actually threw up instead and then got some in your hair when you fell over next to the toilet because you got a sudden case of vertigo and as you were sitting slumped on the floor next to the toilet like a fuckin' drunken lush you truly felt as if your existential presence in the world was minimal at best and it sent you into a swirling downward spiral of self-pity and maudlin introspection at the end of which you realized you still had to pee like a racehorse but couldn't use the toilet because of all the vomit? Yeah, me neither.
You lie - you have been drinking with me!
31. What's your favorite number?
9. I'd normally answer 11 but that's two numbers standing next to each other.
32. Do you believe in love at first sight? If so, you're a LOSER! Nah, just kidding, you're sweet.
I believe people delude themselves into thinking they fall in love the first time they see someone, but considering that love is based on the production and interaction of several brain chemicals and hormones released over time spent with someone, I highly doubt it.
33. What color are your underwear?
White with pale purple and green horizontal stripes. I think it might make my ass look bigger.
34. You don't wear underwear? Filthy tart.
Normally I don't but I'm at work.
35. If you were a pixie, what would your pixie name be?
Stick.
36. Name the seven dwarfs! HA! Too slow!
Sleepy
Grumpy
Sneezy
Doc
Papa
Smurfette
Rudolph
37. What color underwear are you wearing now?
Exactly the same - the last question just wasn't exciting enough for me to need to change them.
38. Well put some on for christsake! You're going to get an infection.
That's an urban legend.
39. If you suddenly found a million dollars in your pocket what would you...hey! Did you rob a bank or something?
I want to know who's been in my pockets, for one. And for two, I would pay all my bills off & buy a bungalow in Carmel-by-the-Sea
40. Coke or Pepsi?...or vodka, straight up.
Coke
41. Are you sick of these questions NOW?
Some of them aren't questions.
42. How many fucking questions will you answer?
Apparently, all of them.
43. I'm just going to keep asking them, you know. I can go all night, baby.
Well, I can only go til someone notices my lunch ended 15 minutes ago.
44. Just try me.
Hey, I'm not jeopardizing my job for some meme.
45. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Hate Tootsie Pops. I know I've answered this before. Tootsie Pops are like someone tried to make chocolate & missed.
46. And don't you dare ask that fucking owl, he'll bogart that Pop!
The owl can have the damned Tootsie Pop.
47. As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits...kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
How many whats were going to St. Ives?
48. What's your favorite food?
Alaskan King Crab Legs
49. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Sorry, I don't have the clap.
50. Put your playlist on shuffle and...listen to it instead of answering these fucking questions!
My multi-tasking skills are godly.
51. What does your birthdate say about you?
That my parents had unprotected sex sometime around the end of March in 1973.
52. Yep. That's what I thought. Snap!
Good for you. Would you like a hero-biscuit?
53. What's your favorite movie?
Right now, Pan's Labyrinth
54. Why is that your favorite movie? Seriously.
Because Ophelia is a hero in the true sense of the word. She takes the journey offered with grace and wisdom.
55. If you were a flower would you smell good?
Only to hawk moths
56. I have two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them is not a nickel, what two coins do I have?
Knowing only American money, your word problem has no solution for me.
57. Have you ever prank called anyone?
Yup.
58. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Nope.
59. You better let him out!
Why?
60. What would you say is your best trait?
My efficiency.
61. What would you say is your worst trait?
I don't exactly lie, but I sure do tell some stories!
62. Um, I think you better switch #60 and #61 around otherwise you're just fooling yourself.
Oh, what, has an efficiency expert downsized your position recently?
63. What would you rather be, a geisha or a concubine?
Geisha - I'd kill for some kind of talent beyond being great in bed!
64. There's a train leaving Boston at 12:30 going 50 mph and one leaving Seattle at 3:00 going 65 mph, which one will get to Cuba first?
I dunno, is there a train station in Cuba City, WI?
65. Look at my icons and pick your 110 favorite ones and I'll tell you why I picked them.
I don't know who this meme originated from, therefore I think I'll pass on this one.
66. I picked #1-110 kuz I LIKE them. Dude, why would I upload an icon I DON'T like?!!?
Because you felt something in the icon represented a side of yourself that you hate.
67. Are you a good kisser?
I like to think I am.
68. That's not what I heard.
I know, you probably heard that I am the best kisser in the world!
69. Oh! Question 69! Haha! See, that's funny because there's a sexual position called '69' and no one ever gets tired of the "Oooh, 69, wink wink leer leer" joke.
*Snigger*
What's the big deal about 69, anyway? I prefer 77 myself.
70. I am now at #70.
Yes, yes you are.
71. Is anyone still reading this? I know I'm not.
Of course not, you're the one writing it.
72. What kind of dog are you?
A bad dog & my name is Karma.
73. If you say one of those yippy little bitch dogs that Paris Hilton could carry around in her purse I'll cut you from my flist.
Chihuahuas were originally bred to be eaten - maybe it's her lunch.
74. I mean it!
Am I even on your friends list?
75. I'm a pit bull, in case you're wondering.
I'm sorry, they'll be euthanizing you soon.
76. One that doesn't eat children and mailmen though...
Doesn't matter, you bear the stigma of the breed.
77. Just thought I should clear that up.
Maybe they'll just neuter you.
78. MotherFUCKER, am I ever going to get to 100???
Not if you keep getting distracted. Do you have ADHD?
79. Dylan McKay or Brandon Walsh?
Who?
80. Zack or Slater?
Who?
81. Captain or Tenille?
Captain!
82. My nose itches.
Scratch it
83. Who's your favorite Beatle?
Beatlejuice
84. RINGO! RINGO! RINGO!
Yeah, ok.
85. Speaking of the Beatles, who thinks Heather Mills should be beaten with her own fake leg?
Only if she carries large amounts of Paul's cash around with her.
86. Soup or salad?
Depends on what the soup of the day is. Since it's Friday, it should be clam chowder. If it's New England clam chowder, then soup. If it's Manhattan style, I'll have the salad.
87. I'm going to list 50 movies, bold the ones that rock, italicize the ones that kinda rock, underline the ones that suck like Mariah Carey and don't do anything to the ones I just made up.
Where are your 50 movies?
88. If I were to write a movie script it would be about the War of 1812 and I would request that Chuck Norris star in it because I'd call it Kung-Fu Ninja 1812!...with the exclamation point.
The scary thing is, it would probably be a box-office smash.
89. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Ok, so your meme only has 99 questions in it now that you've repeated yourself.
90. Ha! I already asked that! You better have answered the same as before or I'll cut you whore!
You misspelled 'whore'. It's ok, I fixed it for you.
91. Raindrops on roses or whiskers on kittens?
Since raindrops aren't essential to the existence of roses, I'd have to say whiskers on kittens.
92. If you were a superhero what would your superhero name be?
The Memo
93. What does your astrological sign say about you?
That I am a money-hungry, power-mongering, career-climbing old-fashioned conservative castrating bitch who wears power suits with big shoulderpads & insists on co-ed bathrooms so there can't be any secret meetings in the men's room.
94. Mine says I'm a goat apparently. Who knew?
Only people who know your birthday & can associate it with your astrological sign.
95. The end is so near I can taste it.
Ew. Maybe your partner should have washed up a little first?
96. It tastes like schnozberries.
That's what I meant about washing first.
97. And Veruca Salt.
Yup, they need a bath.
98. Veruca Salt is a good band.
Or a bad girl from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
99. Oh sweet sweet Jesus, I'm at 99!!!!
Why bother Jesus with your meme?
100. I think I pulled something. Seriously. But w00t! I made it! This is what it must feel like to climb Everest. I swear. The air started to get thin around question #56.
Too bad - I was bored by #17.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2008-04-05 06:43 am (UTC)Richard Grieco, Holly Robinson *SWOOOON*
Malachite Green
Date: 2008-04-05 06:47 am (UTC)I miss all the 80's pretty-boys... Yay for slightly androgynous good looks!
Re: Malachite Green
Date: 2008-04-05 07:27 am (UTC)David Bowie *fans self and goes to watch Labrynth*