Meme Yoinked from Pia & Zia
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perzephone
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Janelle
Janelle
Shes my everything.
Perfect, no one can ever come close to her.
Smart, she reads the dictionary to me:
Beautiful, when you walk by her, u can just melt away.
Everything you can ever ask for.
Janelle is what i wish for on 11:11.
beautiful perfect everthing smart janelle
I kinda liked this definition better, but it was the second one down:
a sexy motherfucker that can kill mexican babies with her sexiness and make mexicans sing.
2. Your Age: 34
Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.
The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
Alrighty then...
3. One Of Your Friends: Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
In my Eric's case, this is true.
4. What You Should Be Doing: Working on my Security+ Class
Working on my Security+ Class isn't defined yet.
Yeah, tell me about it
5. Your Favorite Color: Malachite green
Another word for dick.
She holds my malachite
so tight so never let go
'Cause she's 2000 light years away
~2000 Light Years Away, by Green Day
I don't think Green Day was writing about a penis, but I could be reading more into this song than I should be.
6. Your Birthplace: Fontana
a measure of slutdom
She is such a decifontana
7. Last Person You Talked To: Gail
A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence. Also one that never gives up and never leaves a silence ear! Someone you MUST listen to because of her importance in all aspects of life!
I dunno about all that, but she is the head of the election committee
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Coffee
The best drink ever... glory...
Amen to that!
9. Your Nickname: I don't have an actual nickname. I could never coerce anyone into calling me Jane or Jan & I flinch whenever someone calls me Nel or Nellie or Ellie or Ella. So I'll go w/my screen-name nickname, which is Perze.
Getting very very mad at somthing or another.
1. Your Name: Janelle
Janelle
Shes my everything.
Perfect, no one can ever come close to her.
Smart, she reads the dictionary to me:
Beautiful, when you walk by her, u can just melt away.
Everything you can ever ask for.
Janelle is what i wish for on 11:11.
beautiful perfect everthing smart janelle
I kinda liked this definition better, but it was the second one down:
a sexy motherfucker that can kill mexican babies with her sexiness and make mexicans sing.
2. Your Age: 34
Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.
The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
Alrighty then...
3. One Of Your Friends: Eric
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
In my Eric's case, this is true.
4. What You Should Be Doing: Working on my Security+ Class
Working on my Security+ Class isn't defined yet.
Yeah, tell me about it
5. Your Favorite Color: Malachite green
Another word for dick.
She holds my malachite
so tight so never let go
'Cause she's 2000 light years away
~2000 Light Years Away, by Green Day
I don't think Green Day was writing about a penis, but I could be reading more into this song than I should be.
6. Your Birthplace: Fontana
a measure of slutdom
She is such a decifontana
7. Last Person You Talked To: Gail
A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence. Also one that never gives up and never leaves a silence ear! Someone you MUST listen to because of her importance in all aspects of life!
I dunno about all that, but she is the head of the election committee
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Coffee
The best drink ever... glory...
Amen to that!
9. Your Nickname: I don't have an actual nickname. I could never coerce anyone into calling me Jane or Jan & I flinch whenever someone calls me Nel or Nellie or Ellie or Ella. So I'll go w/my screen-name nickname, which is Perze.
Getting very very mad at somthing or another.
