My Real Parents
Jun. 12th, 2011 08:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perzephone
I just realized that I know more about serial killers than I do my own parents.
I first heard about the Son of Sam when I was 5... my dogs could talk to me, too, but they never asked me to kill anyone.
I really need a vacation. If I don't get one soon, I may make my real parents (Berkowitz, Bundy, the Menendez bros, Richard Ramirez... those guys) so proud of me.
I first heard about the Son of Sam when I was 5... my dogs could talk to me, too, but they never asked me to kill anyone.
I really need a vacation. If I don't get one soon, I may make my real parents (Berkowitz, Bundy, the Menendez bros, Richard Ramirez... those guys) so proud of me.
