The More I Think About This One, the Funnier It Gets:

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Dear sir or madam,

In response to your query "Does Rob actually love me?" dated 12/28/2004 , we believe the most applicable phrase to be "driver does not carry cash". Our invoice for 4 hours of legal work at $375 per hour will be forthcoming.

Sincerely,


The Facade Legal Team