Namaste, Bitches

Oh, I am just racking up bad Karma... for the past 2 nites I've been wishing Jeff kung fu night audit skills. I am so very, very screwed karmically speaking. I know it's completely evil, but I'm just compelled. I feel that Jeff just deserves those k.f.n.a.s.
Went to see "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen tonight." It was ok. It's hard to believe that Sean Connery is 70! He still moves pretty good for an ol' guy. I only personally know 2 old people - my inlaws. Anton is 67 or 65 I think... Margaret is going to be 61. Anton probly won't see 70, Margaret's like the cockroaches or rats - nothing can kill her off. (not that we've tried or anything... :::evil laughter:::) I'm planning to off myself when I turn 65. Hopefully I'll still be able to hold the gun or read the darn pill-bottle. Maybe I'll give auto-erotic asphyxiation a whirl. I'm donating my corpse to 1 of 2 organizations - either BodyWorlds Museum or the Body Farm. Rob wants to be turned into a diamond, which is actually an improvement on his earlier wishes. I can totally envision me laying on a self-skin rug, flayed for the world to see for a nominal fee. I'm probably too fat to plasticize tho. There really isn't much info on donation requirements. I know for anatomy school donation you can't have a high percentage of body fat because the embalming process doesn't penetrate the body tissues deeply enough to keep you from decomposing, which makes your bod pretty useless for budding doctors. I bet if I donated myself to the Body Farm I'd be a great source of adipocere. (Had to break down & look it up to see if I was using it right... according to Websters I'm already a great source of adiposity.)
I'm currently IM'ing w/someone from Turkey. He just wants me to cyber, I know, so I'm stubbornly engaging in small talk to make him go away. (And I have mail involving College Girls Nude on Camera - I don't even like college girls, why would I wanna see 'em nekkid? Barely Legal my arse - she's gotta be 50 if she's a day. Enlarge my penis? What penis? When did I get a penis? I have an astral penis, can I enlarge that?) Anyone bothering to read this probably thinks I'm a freak. O well. It's my live journal entry, read at own risk. They need to add an "evil" setting to the current mood option. As in, "I'm feeling evil today"