Stuffs & Nonsense

So, went out & got new phones. Sprint's been pestering us to renew our contracts & they've been sending us teasers, so we took the bait. Of course, we got the absolute cheapest models available (hooray for student loans!), but they're both flip-phones w/cameras. Rob has taken photos of my ass bending over a grocery cart, the floor of the grocery store, the inside of his nose, and his penis. I have taken two photos of him & the whole time I was trying to take the second one he was whining at me to not take a photo of him in his underwear. I've got to get a really good shot of his penis & make it his caller ID photo :P That way, whenever he calls me at work & a coworker asks, "Who's calling you?" I can just say, "Oh, some dick!" Or I can bemoan, "This prick won't stop calling me!" (Snork)

Fed the snakes earlier this week, and they're still looking for food. I swear, even though reptiles have very small brains, they are not stupid. I made my sausage & cabbage tonight & the whole time we were eating, both Ed & Nessie were staring intently at us. Like, "Oh sure, you guys eat but you won't share!" Nessie watched me walk by w/the empty plates & he was kind of looking down at the plates & then he looked up to me like, "Hey, bring me some seconds there, honey." They're weird but I luffs them.