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I've had snakes on and off my entire life. Mostly on. I always feed my snakes live prey, and I've never had any problems because of it. Ed and Nessie are both well cared for, incredibly healthy and companionable pythons. I do not expect my snakes to behave as anything besides what they are - predators. Specifically, ball pythons are 'lie-in-wait predators'.

Sometimes, though, I do feel bad. I have to feed the cute mice to the snakes first, otherwise I end up with pet mice and rats. I give them to Jody, Jamie or Miranda because they are rodent people. I like mice and rats & other rodents enough to find them cute, and they are physically clean animals, with soft fur; they do have personalities; they are trainable - but to me, they smell atrocious. It doesn't matter how many times a day I clean out their habitat, they just stink. Back in the day, people used to call external tumors 'mice' because of the odor that emanates from that type of tumor or cancerous sore. My mother's breath had that mousey odor after she got lung cancer, and no matter how many cigarettes she smoked or how many times she brushed her teeth would that odor subside.

Tonight I had to give Nessie the world's absolute cutest mouse. It was salt & pepper - gray, black & white. with brown eyes... and a black patch around one eye. Usually it's the fawn-colored mice & rats that give me the biggest heartaches, but this mouse was a freakin' pi-rat. In my world, it is possible to be too cute to live.
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I had what was probably the shortest phone conversation I've ever had with Jody tonight. I called her to wish her happy birthday... and she was so fucked up. She probably won't even remember me calling her. I dunno what the new psych has her on, but it's kicking her ass. I know she's got a couple of anti-psychotics, Seroquel and something else, but dayum was she fucked up. 

We had a relatively productive day - scrubbed out Ed's tank, gave him a bath & cut him some new carpeting. He's a happy clean snake.  
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I'm sitting here with Nessie wrapped around my neck. Yeah, I know, it's the last thing you're supposed to do with a snake... but I can feel his slow even heartbeats under my jaw and feel him breathing. He's warm from his lamp and musky. Thinking about souls and cities and manufactured items... thinking about how the past links to the present, and this is definitely one of those archetypal images that have been handed down for millennia - the woman and the serpent. All I need is an apple... or maybe a pomegranate.   
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Well, someone claiming to be Lamont messaged me here & left me his phone number a week or so ago... I've procrastinated & procrastinated contacting him because, well, I hate the phone. I hate talking on the phone. I also feel awkward calling someone I haven't spoken to in 20 years. But anyway, I finally mustered up the nerve to text them (ah, yes, the wonders of technology) and after a game of 20 questions, they told me it was a wrong number.

I had a very busy weekend... I actually went outside and did yardwork on Saturday, planted some stuff in jiffy pots. (Yes, all poisonous, except the lavender, heh). Supposed to go see the doc tomorrow about my hair loss.

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This was Saturday:
Bought a little mini-barbecue a coupla weeks ago & finally ventured out in the back yard to set it up. I had relinqueshed the back yard to the scorpions over the past year or so. It’s gotten bad out there - some of the weeds out back were progressing into bushes. Anyway, I swept and killed weeds & removed dead weeds, cleaned Ed’s old tank for Nessie and Rob & I assembled the barbecue grill.

As I was cruising the landscape, I noticed a strange hole in the planter out against the wall. It looks like we’ve either got a true tarantula living out there or some other fairly large funnel web spider. It’s a good sign because burrowing spiders won’t normally choose territory that’s infested by scorpions. With all my cleaning and sweeping nothing turned up except dead spiders and crickets.

We also did some running around getting more adapters and cables for Rob’s new computer. We’ve been working on that thing on & off all day, trying to install his game controllers, fighting with the general no-new-programs-or-hardware allowed attitude that Vista has.

All in all, I’m tired. I called in sick at the Excalibur - said ’fuck it’. It puts me at 5.5 points so I’m not quite getting suspended.


This was Friday, around 1:30a.m. :

Rob, with all his static, managed to fry his computer. Literally. Wednesday night he turned his computer on & his mouse was frozen. I got to messing around with his machine, trying out some of the other USB ports. I kept seeing this little tiny flash of light, but I was thinking maybe it was the network card or something, and then as I’m fumbling around with the plugs in the back, it felt like something was stinging my hand. So I stuck my head behind his computer & it looked like a very tiny sparkler was spraying from the problematic USB port. I said, as calmly as possible concerning the fact that I had stuck my face up real close to the sparks, "Sparks. Rob, sparks. There are sparks coming out of your computer." So he got back there & confirmed that yes indeed, sparks were pouring out of his USB port. There was also a definitive burning smell emanating from the computer and the game controller cord that had been plugged into said port was quite hot to the touch.


Rob tried one of the non-sparking USB ports and actually kept using his computer until Friday morning. He was sitting here playing WoW & his video card kept crashing. Then he smelled something burning, opened up his case and revealed a small fire on the motherboard.

It’s been awhile since Rob has had a bona fide new computer. He struggles with these chop-shop newspaper classified computers that he twiddles with and tweaks ... and they always seem to literally catch fire and go up in smoke. So we still had a smidge of the tax return left and I took him computer shopping.
He got a pretty decent deal on a new Sony VAIO - Pentium Centrino Duo, 3G of RAM, nVidia 8400 w/256MB of onboard RAM - I don’t like the RAM-sharing most laptop graphics drivers have. Of course, getting one that doesn’t share RAM (like from Voodoo or AlienWare) runs about... oh, $6K.

All the new computers have Windows Vista on them, including Rob’s, and from the little experience I have w/Vista I don’t like it much. I don’t know who the people are who convinced Microsoft that a computer should not allow them to do anything without confirming that they do indeed want to do it, but they should all be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. Vista acts like you should be content with whatever programs are loaded into it at the factory and you should never have to load any new programs into it whatsoever.

Not only does it have Windows’ own firewall/spyware/anti-virus on it, but Sony added in a Spyware blocking tool and Norton 360. Every single time you access a program, Vista asks if you meant to do that. If you go online, you can’t actually visit any websites because they’re all blocked - you have to change the internet security settings from the first boot-up. I had to install WoW immediately because Rob’s having withdrawals... Even after turning off all the Windows security features, the Spyware blocker and NAV, to install the original WoW, it still wouldn’t auto-install. I had to copy the installation from the discs into a separate folder and then restart Windows in Safe Mode just to run the installation.

If Rob can actually manage to access any online porn, his computer should be completely safe from any number of viruses, Trojans, spyware, adware, malware, you-name-it-ware. Vista is the equivalent of a full-body condom for a computer. Rob’s mom is thinking of getting herself a new laptop - her’s is less than a year old but she’s aiming for something smaller. I may end up with a new laptop - also with Vista. Which means yeah, I’ll have a nice computer I can take anywhere, but if I want to get anything done, I’ll have to use my desktop with XP... the last version of Windows that actually works. Gods, I miss Win 98se so hard!

That’s the first time I’ve ever actually had to use Safe Mode to install a program. I’ve been futzing around with that computer for 4 hours now, but at least Rob can have it back finally. Of course, he went to bed 2 hours ago.
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Not last night but the night before (tommyknockers tommyknockers knockin' on the door), Rob dreamed that I was killing, cooking and eating vipers and cobras. He said I was standing over a large pot, as though making a snake stew. He was (rightfully so) appalled but knew that I believed it was something I absolutely positively had to do, like it was an initiation or powerful ritual of some kind.

I know normally eating a powerful or totemic animal (or an enemy or wise and beloved elder, for that matter) usually means you are absorbing their power and wisdom. Sometimes in dreams, if an animal eats you (especially if it's a dragon or serpent), it can be a sign that they are giving you protection. However, I don't know what it means for an animal if you eat it or someone else in your dream eats it.

It seems to be a common dream theme, at least from what I've seen on teh internets. Most people put all kinds of evil or malevolent associations on the snakes, but I imagine most interpretations are coming from a Christian point of view. Rob's been giving me the hairy eyeball for two days... I cannot kill a snake, period. I would never even think about killing a snake. I'm hoping Ed & Nessie go peacefully in their sleep because I don't think I could even take them to a vet to have them put to sleep when they get too old to be comfortable.

Usually when I dream about snakes it's because Ed and Nessie are letting me know that they are starving and want mice now!
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I think it's amazing just how much trust Ed has in his humans. He overbalanced his tree branch & toppled over, & of course me & Rob laughed at him, because that's what you do when your pet does something ungraceful. To make up for it, I pulled him out of his tank & righted his branch & plopped down on the couch with him. Normally Ed heads straight for the floor, but tonight he just laid in my lap with his head on my hand & fell asleep. He's a colossal mush. To him, I'm just this big squishy jungle gym. I'm like, "dude, I gotta take a shower. Wake up..." but he just kept laying there. Rob's right, though - we put a lot of trust in Ed, too. I mean, when he yawned it was like his head cracked in half. He could do some damage - he's heavy, it's mostly muscle & if Rob or I startled or cornered him on a bad day, with a strike & coil he could easily break one of our wrists.

Watched a video of some college kids on the Eiffel Tower in France. They made a paper airplane & threw it from the observation deck. It was amazing - just a notebook paper airplane, no fancy folding or anything - it flew about a mile from the tower. I want to go to France & sail paper airplanes from the Eiffel Tower. :P Forget the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre, the history, etc... paper airplanes beat it all.
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So, went out & got new phones. Sprint's been pestering us to renew our contracts & they've been sending us teasers, so we took the bait. Of course, we got the absolute cheapest models available (hooray for student loans!), but they're both flip-phones w/cameras. Rob has taken photos of my ass bending over a grocery cart, the floor of the grocery store, the inside of his nose, and his penis. I have taken two photos of him & the whole time I was trying to take the second one he was whining at me to not take a photo of him in his underwear. I've got to get a really good shot of his penis & make it his caller ID photo :P That way, whenever he calls me at work & a coworker asks, "Who's calling you?" I can just say, "Oh, some dick!" Or I can bemoan, "This prick won't stop calling me!" (Snork)

Fed the snakes earlier this week, and they're still looking for food. I swear, even though reptiles have very small brains, they are not stupid. I made my sausage & cabbage tonight & the whole time we were eating, both Ed & Nessie were staring intently at us. Like, "Oh sure, you guys eat but you won't share!" Nessie watched me walk by w/the empty plates & he was kind of looking down at the plates & then he looked up to me like, "Hey, bring me some seconds there, honey." They're weird but I luffs them.
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We finally got the biggest rountuit of all - Ed is happily installed in his new tank. He's got plenty of room to stretch out & may actually grow another foot or so. I don't think he fully realizes that it's his new home, even though we put all his rocks & his branch & his little green hut in with him. I gave him a bath & the place has all-new astroturf, so it probably doesn't have that old familiar snakey smell yet. He also doesn't seem to realize that he really can stretch all the way out. We still need to do three things - get him a bigger little green hut, a bigger water bowl, and I want to make a jungle-gym out of some PVC pipe so he can take advantage of some of the tank's height. Not enough to be crowded, but enough so he can get up off the ground every once in a while. 

I took some pictures, but they're on film - so I've got to use up the rest of the roll before I can show the world :)
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Which is infinitely better than a sposedta.

I cleaned up the display case so we can begin work on it at some future point in the future.

I don't think much about Rob's sister, Tania. She's a nurse, she's 42, she got married to a black man named James which pleased her racist parents oh-so-much. Being a chronic avoider of drama, I avoid Tania at every opportunity I get. I know she wants to get to know me better, and is probably hurt in some vague way that I want little to do with her, especially when she interrupts Samhain with a wedding. She reminds me of a non-vulgar Lisa Lampinelli. But right now, her husband may be dying.

James is a big dude. We're talking like... well, not 'Refrigerator' Perry big, not even 'big like my dad was' big, but he's sizeable. Bad knees, very bad. Worse than mine - makes my torn anterior crucis and miniscus seem like a scraped-up boo-boo. He opted for an experimental replacement surgery and has had nothing but complications since. What the thing is - his body is producing red blood cells, but then they are disappearing. Poof, gone. No hemocytes, no hemocrits, no nothings. Just white blood cells, T-cells, plasma, not a drop of red to be seen. No one seems to know why, or how, and they definitely don't know how to fix it other than transfusion upon transfusion.

Now, I know a little about medicine from my herbs... not much about blood disorders at all, other than dietary-deficiency or parasite-related anemias & high blood pressure. Using my usual method of online divination, which is where I basically typed in 'red blood cells destroyed following surgery'. I came up with 'hemolytic anemia'. (Apparently it's very common in dogs, especially schnauzers) I'm kind of using today to test my amazing diagnostic powers.

I don't fully understand all the symptoms, though, and this is all relayed through Rob's mom, so I have no idea - he may just have 'iron-poor blood' & she's blown it all out of proportion. She once kept calling Celiac disease Celery disease, and she's been known to pronounce the 'j' in 'fajita' (say it out loud & you'll understand why this borders on the obscene).

The diagnosis would make no sense whatsoever if he was on immunosuppressants for the implant... but then again it might if he was on anti-clotting agents.

All this aside - my thoughts are with Rob's sister and her husband right now. She's a strong woman, but a little extra never hurts. This is just the time of year a lot of people choose to go home...
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Ed's tank was delivered this evening. Or rather, his display case. I was worried that it was narrower than his current tank, but nope - same width... and 2 feet longer & twice as tall. So Ed might actually achieve his potential 7' in length. I'm quite pleased w/the results. The glass top fell off in the delivery process, which works out better for us since Rob's putting a screen top on there. It's got sliding plexiglass doors, so it makes it much easier for me to get in to clean it. Dragging his current home outside has been a continual trial - and we're always worried that it's going to bust at any moment. I think we may leave Nessie in his current home as well for the time being until we can find a new tank or have one made. Or til we find another display case. Ed's been a very awakey-snakey - almost like he's known something is happening for him. Now that the new case is sitting in front of his tank, he's giving it a thorough visual inspection. Rob & I are going to clean it up & work on it tomorrow because, well, work intrudes. 

At least I didn't get any dirty phone calls from work today, so I guess the computer system finally came up & everything went back to normal.
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Picture this: Rob, totally naked, running around w/a scythe. 

Not one of those plastic 'Hallowe'en Experience' scythes, but an honest-to-goodness antique scythe. Complete with rusty blade. 

And my scrawny, pot-bellied husband happily running around naked with it. Except for flip-flops. 

Needless to say, we went shopping. I ended up buying a 6' long commercial glass display case to renovate into a snake tank. A student loan in my hands is a dangerous thing...  and my knees are killing me! I definitely got in my 10,000 steps today.
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It's frustrating - a few years ago, I could find just about any type of terrarium known to mankind for not a whole hella lotta money. Now, all I'm finding is inferior crap at twice the price.

What I need: A 6' long tank w/sliding front doors for easy cleaning & a screen top for aeration.

Nessie will most likely inherit Ed's tank, which is well built but the rubber hinges that hold the glass tops in place are shot. Probably going to go to the hardware store to see if there is anything it can be replaced by. Even on the internet, there is nothing really decent out there.

What would really be cool is a store-type display case w/the sliding glass doors, something that could be modified for venting & heating. Ed just flat-out needs more room, and if we were planning to actually stay here & could get some of the in-laws' crap out of our house, we could turn the den into a 'snake den' - Rob can build things when he gets the 'round tuits. Custom tanks are so freaking expensive - shipping alone can be murder... I don't know. The snakes have needs, too.

It was also just a really bad day to be out in public - the last Saturday before Christmas? Wtf were we thinking?
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Ahh, the things that make up my daily grind... washed Ed's tank, gave him some new astroturf, gave him a bath, peeled his non-shed eyecaps off for him. He doesn't appreciate it, acts like I'm killing him. If he was a little dog he'd be yelping & howling & trying to jump out of the bathtub. As it is, trying to wrestle 5 1/2' of slippery, wet soapy python makes for an interesting morning. I just gave up & got in the shower w/him, so now we're both clean & somewhat less stinky. I'm glad Ed & Nessie never feel defensive & frightened enough to use the python's main defense tactic - spraying shit at their aggressor in a malodorous pressurized manner. Their stomach contents release into it, too, so sometimes there's a possibility of getting hit w/half-digested rodent remains, as well as powerful stomach acids, so it burns your skin or eyes.
Found a Tarot tribe on tribe.net. Lots of good info on there. I feel fully stimulated by the conversations flying around. It's funny, even tho I've pretty much put the cards down & stopped reading them, I've still got all that knowledge stuck in my head. Right now, I just know what the cards will tell me, & I'm working on it, slowly but surely. That infinite process of either going forward or giving up altogether...

I just get so frustrated when I read for other people. Some people I've done repeated readings for exhibit the primary symptom of true insanity. Asking the same questions over & over again w/out doing anything to change the root of the problem, expecting different results each time. And then get upset w/me when the cards tell them the same things over & over again. Change is really the only thing that Tarot cards can tell you. Make changes, take action. Nothing will be different in your life until you take the initiative to make it different yourself. In any alchemical act of transforming lead to gold, there has to be a catalyst to work upon the stable elements.

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