Attention, Please!

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Basically 'some guy' called for me & Brad came over to tell me 'some guy' was on the phone. Rodger had to drift over to find out why Brad was talking to me. Then Duane saw both Brad & Rodger hovering over me & had to come over & protectively shoo them away, only he got sucked into the whole conversation about why 'some guy' who is not my husband is calling me at work, & about my supposed stable and all my purebred, show-quality stallions, which brought up even more connotations... and then 'some guy' called back after being stuck on hold through this whole debate & I picked the phone up, said, "Front desk, all lines are busy, please hold" & all three of my male companions of the moment asked me, "Who was that?!" & I had to say, of course, 'some guy' & they all act butt-hurt & threaten to tell Rob & I tell them if they tell him about 'some guy' I have to tell him about them, too... and the whole time this is going on, I'm trying desperately to check this couple in. The woman is looking more & more uncomfortable, looking anywhere but at me & my entourage & her husband is just grinning bigger & bigger - and leaning closer to me over the counter. I was just thinking I needed to finish their reservation up before his wife ended up beating him silly. So I finally get them to all go away, except for some poor schmo that I put on hold, not even knowing if it was really 'some guy' or not.

Yeah, I admit it. I like male attention.