perzephone | The wall... (Reply)

is finally finished. I don't know who these yoyo's were that the in-laws hired to get this job done, but they took forever getting around to it. And now the next door neighbor is giving us shit for raising the wall on the opposite side of his house maybe 8"... I swear, some people literally can't stay out of other people's bidness. He's selling his house anyway, so why does he even bother caring about what we do w/the other wall? Old people need to have jobs or something to do w/their time. Either that, or they need to be shot the day after they retire if they don't die of a heart attack later that afternoon. I'm easing everyone out of having to put up w/me - I'm voluntarily shooting myself the day after I retire... Josh is going out in a boatload of C4. Rob's strapping himself up w/C4 & jumping into the Grand Canyon - says his explosive tripwire will be about 25' shorter than the canyon floor so he explodes before he hits the ground. So there will be 3 fewer potential crotchety old nosey-ass people in the world for the younger generations to worry about. Hah!