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Well, I finally got my journal here to update. It kept telling me, "Sorry, this is not available at this time." I love the Unexpected Hamsters.
Last night I made a terrible mistake - I lit a yellow candle & a blue candle, after anointing them w/Mercury & Ancient Wisdom oils, and as I charged them, I asked the Powers that Be to give me kung fu night audit skills. After about 3 hours, I called my husband & told him "Blow those fucking candles out! I don't need to be made anymore aware of just how kung fu my night audit skills really are!!! Aaaargh!" Everyone who could make a mistake, made one. And some people made up for all the people who managed to NOT make mistakes. Oh, the horror!
Current Nite Odditer pet peeves:
1) Bad Handwriting - "Is this a 4 or a 9? Is this a 2 or a 5? Why is this in cuneiform?"
2) People who insist on crumpling up all their work & throwing it away, then stomping on it a few times, wiping their ass w/it & setting it on fire before turning it in.
3) People who don't know how to calculate tax. It's 9% on rooms, people. How hard can it be?!